function get_phrase(twi_user){
	var twit = new Array();
	twit[0]= "Hey! My first follower is @" + twi_user+" I remember you! http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[1]= "Your first follower's like your first sex - You won't forget it! @" + twi_user+" I remember you! http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[2]="Ahhh, how nice to remember you first twi-person... yes, yes, oh yes baby.. it is you, @" + twi_user+"! http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[3]="I remember that my first follower was @" + twi_user+". So what? Why the heck do I need this service? http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[4]="Fuck me!!!) @" + twi_user+" is my first follower! http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[5]="Yepp, @" + twi_user+" turned out to be my first follower. Whah??? I'm shocked! http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[6]="Remember me, @" + twi_user+"? You are my first follower, you know! http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[7]="Yepp, it was you @" + twi_user+" who popped my cherry onto Twitter! Ashamed ?  You're my first follower! http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[8]="Yes! @" + twi_user+" showed me twi and taught me everything I know. I couldn't make it without him. He's my first follower! http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[9]="Twitter is much like sex, u know) Never gon forget yo, my first one! Yeah here he is - @" + twi_user+"! http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[10]="Me and @" + twi_user+". Hmm, We're splitless from the first tweet (twiss) ))) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[11]="Sweet Jesus! Turned out @" + twi_user+" is reading me from my first tweet ) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[12]="First Follower is a damn dangerous fella. Guess @" + twi_user+" knows everything about me) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[13]="Whoa! Just got my Twitter and guess what!? @" + twi_user+" is already reading me) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[14]="I dont really know WHO IS that @" + twi_user+", but seems like he's my first follower) Nice to meet ya) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[15]= "With you @" + twi_user+", its all began with the Twitter. http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[16]= "Oooh, @babi4 always dreamt about being my first follower, but thanks God @" + twi_user+" left him behind :) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[17]= "Wow! @" + twi_user+" is my first follower!!! But how? Why? what for? http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[18]= "I remember it! I Got my twitter and WHOA! i've got followed by @" + twi_user+") Homie, you are my first follower) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[19]= "I've signed up in Twitter and typed...dick )))) One moment and @" + twi_user+" is following me) Oh, old good times ) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[20]="Hey @" + twi_user+" tell me, did u know that u r my first follower?))) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[21]="Tweet Life would be empty without you @" + twi_user+"! You are my first follower, thank you Buddy!) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[22]= "Goddamn!) I just remembered! yeah...yeah @" + twi_user+" - my first follower. http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[23]= "I'd still use that lousy LJ, if there wasn't @" + twi_user+" who showed me Twitter! He's my first follower btw))) http://bit.ly/ffollower"
	twit[24]= "Where the hell were you, Jasper!!?? Look! @" + twi_user+" is my first follower ) http://bit.ly/ffollower"	
	var array_count = twit.length;  
	return (twit[Math.floor(Math.random() * array_count)]);

}